Post by johnnycageford on Oct 31, 2015 12:27:37 GMT
(Sorry about the shite quality I don't usually post logs and shit.)
He may have killed me first, but honestly I won this fight.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:15pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A fresh bloodstain
<> is pooled in one corner. A puddle of urine is in the corner.
[]B)..
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ You found Malakim! ]
You start attacking Malakim.
[ queued 'kill Malakim' ]
A scrawny reeking zombro arrives on saadmaan's heels.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim attacks you!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A mouldy zombro arrives on the scrawny reeking zombro's heels.
A burned zombro arrives on the mouldy zombro's heels.
A reeking zombro arrives on the burned zombro's heels.
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
An immolated zombro arrives on the reeking zombro's heels.
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A fat boomer zombro arrives on the immolated zombro's heels.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||*****] [ -6 34/40 ] OW! Your head!
[|||||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 33/40 ] ow. Your head!
[M# s][ 82%] Malakim's combustor hammer thuds into saadmaan's head.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
You feel your consciousness slipping away...
. . ||. . Lobby (quake dream, dreamworld)
[]==[]==() In the dream, you're in a spotless lobby of brushed aluminum. Fog
. . (). . swirls around your knees.
. . . . a diamond-shaped passage in the north wall opens up to a bluish
. . . . . fog....
[ Exits: north ]
Is this place even real? Does that even make sense?
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "ZOMBROS YOOOOOO"
You feel your consciousness returning...
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:17pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner.
[]B)..
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ You are now leaving the open pvp area. ]
You start attacking Malakim.
[ You found Malakim! ]
[ queued 'kill Malakim' ]
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[sXM][ 100%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the scrawny reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 82% ] speed (attacking Malakim)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 100% ] pee
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (doing something)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[mxM][ 100%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ queued 'restrain Malakim' ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "this is kind of cheating"
[bxM][ 100%] Malakim knocks aside the burned zombro's claws!
[s'M][ 96%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down Malakim's abdomen, drawing blood.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 32/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[|||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 31/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 77%] Malakim dings saadmaan's abdomen lightly with his combustor hammer.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[rxM][ 96%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
The reeking zombro slowly flails his claws in Malakim's direction.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "kinda"
[ixM][ 96%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro burps.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 35/40 ] Ahh!
You think people are noticing the way you're acting.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[f# M][ 80%] The fat boomer zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's arm.
The fat boomer zombro's face contorts and she looks sick.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "but I'd have them"
Blood trickles from Malakim's arm.
[svM][ 80%] saadmaan's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
[||||||||||||||||||||******* ] [ -9 26/40 ] OW! Your abdomen!
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 23/40 ] Ow! Your abdomen!
[M#*s][ 57%] Saadmaan grimaces as Malakim's combustor hammer thuds into his abdomen.
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[sxM][ 80%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
[ queued 'restrain Malakim' ]
The fat boomer zombro pukes a stream of greenish bile all over Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim asks, "At a moments notice?"
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro slowly flails its claws in Malakim's direction.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[mxM][ 80%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with her claws.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 57% ] speed (stunned)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 80% ] pee bleed (powerattacking)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
[b/M][ 80%] The burned zombro's claws miss Malakim by mere inches.
The burned zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[|||** ] [ -28 45/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
Damn! You can't grab again for another 11 secs.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Blood pulses weakly from Malakim's wounds.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "yeah"
[r/M][ 76%] The reeking zombro's claws flail about stupidly in the air.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 22/40 ] ow. Your back!
[|||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 20/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M's][ 50%] Saadmaan grunts; Malakim's combustor hammer smacks him in the back.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 24/40 ] Ahh!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 60% ] speed (attacking Malakim)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 76% ] pee (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[ixM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[||||** ] [ -28 73/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[s/M][ 76%] The scrawny reeking zombro's claws flail about stupidly in the air.
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[fxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the fat boomer zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro lunges at Malakim!
[mvM][ 76%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 23/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 57%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's abdomen, leaving a mark.
Malakim moves aside and sends the fat boomer zombro sprawling.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[b/M][ 76%] The burned zombro's claws miss Malakim by mere inches.
[rxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 22/40 ] ow. Your leg!
[||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 21/40 ] ow. Your leg!
[M's][ 52%] Malakim dings saadmaan's leg lightly with his combustor hammer.
[sxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's face contorts and she looks sick.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 25/40 ] Ahh!
You drool blood and brains on yourself. Gross.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 22/40 ] Ow! Your chest!
[M's][ 55%] Saadmaan gasps; Malakim's combustor hammer smacks him in the chest.
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[||||||** ] [ -28 101/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
You start to feel stressed out.
[ixM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro pukes a stream of greenish bile all over Malakim.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
Bodypart Armor Beat Slash Stab Bullt Burn Elec Acid
head georgian mickey 6-12 4-8 6-8 7-16 3-5 5-10 6-8
arm armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
leg armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
chest armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
abdomen armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
foot 3-6 5-10 2-5
hand 3-6 5-10 2-5
face georgian mickey 6-12 4-8 6-8 7-16 3-5 5-10 6-8
ass armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
back armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
penis armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
Total dodge penalty from armor: -4.0
Weapon Raw Hit Spd Par DType base effec crit% eDPS Cond
claws 2-5 21 7.1 slsh 1-8 1-13 2% 0.99 100%
butcher knife 1-3 0 6.5 * stab 1-5 1-5 15% 0.53 100%
[|||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 20/40 ] Ow! Your arm!
[M's][ 50%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's arm, leaving a mark.
[sxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 50% ] speed stress (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 76% ] pee (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (doing something)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you're doing well though"
[mvM][ 76%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's antenna beanie.
[bvM][ 76%] The burned zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
Some brains leak out of the fat boomer zombro's mouth.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 24/40 ] Ahh!
[||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 21/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[|||||||||||||*** ] [ -4 17/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M# s][ 42%] Malakim's combustor hammer smacks saadmaan in the back.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim's combustor hammer sails in a deadly arc toward saadmaan.
[r#'M][ 53%] The reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's arm.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "ill need that hypo"
The reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
[ queued 'powerattack' ]
[Mvs][ 42%] Malakim's combustor hammer bounces off saadmaan's tin badge.
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
[i'M][ 46%] Malakim grunts; the immolated zombro's gnarled claws puncture his leg.
[fvM][ 46%] The fat boomer zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's pair of leather pants.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[||||||||||||* ] [ -1 16/40 ] ow. Your head!
[M's][ 40%] Malakim dings saadmaan's head lightly with his combustor hammer.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I hope dying doesnt auto-raise me"
[sXM][ 46%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the scrawny reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "nah"
[mxM][ 46%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[b'M][ 40%] Malakim grunts as the burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture his abdomen.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 20/40 ] Ahh!
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[|||||||||||**** ] [ -5 15/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[||||||||||** ] [ -2 13/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M# s][ 32%] Malakim's combustor hammer smacks saadmaan in the back.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 32% ] speed stress (stunned)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 40% ] pee sick (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[rxM][ 40%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
A few bits and pieces fly off your tin badge.
[Mvs][ 32%] Malakim's combustor hammer bounces off saadmaan's tin badge.
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[f'M][ 36%] The fat boomer zombro's ragged claws rake down Malakim's back, drawing blood.
[ivM][ 36%] The immolated zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's pair of leather pants.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro lunges at Malakim!
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[|||||||||* ] [ -1 12/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[||||||||* ] [ -1 11/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 27%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's abdomen, leaving a mark.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
Malakim moves aside and sends the fat boomer zombro sprawling.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[sxM][ 36%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||*** ] [ +4 15/40 ] Ahh!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "whats your wrestle?"
[mxM][ 36%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[b'M][ 26%] The burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
[*********** ] [ -15 0/40 ] AAAAUGH! Your head!
[M###s][ 0%] Saadmaan's face goes blank when Malakim brutally crushes his head.
[****** ] [ +101 0/500 ] Shhhhh, relax baby.
You feel totally relaxed.
You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're outside...it's so hard to think...
[ Exits: up ]
You hunt for malakim...
[ PROTO ]: Malakim killed saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan was killed by Malakim in Slagtown.
You feel your consciousness slipping away...
[ HINT: Look for an exit out of this afterlife to resurrect yourself. ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "ayy"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "noice"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "13"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "cool"
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:42pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here, moving to the north. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim.
[ Exits: north ]
saadmaan sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
[ You found Malakim! ]
You start attacking Malakim.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on the scrawny reeking zombro with his combustor hammer!
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "hypo please"
You stop fighting Malakim.
saadmaan backs away from Malakim, hands raised.
[ Stopped attack. ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "saad please"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "now, you gotta kill the zombies"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "no"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 3:43pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "type stop"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "get your zombies off me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "run"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 25/40 ] Ahh.
Your vision becomes noticeably much more sharp than normal and you're beginning to sweat a little.
Damn! You can't howl again for another 1 hr.
Health [||||||||||||||||||||||||| ] [ 25/40 ]
Thirst [ ] [ 0/500 ]
Hunger [ ] [ 4/500 ]
Stress [ ] [ 3/500 ]
You're really horny.
You're very full.
You're a little wired.
You're hunting for 'malakim'.
Your credit chip shows $14,943.
You will reclone in mall.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:45pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim, a mouldy zombro, and a burned zombro are standing here. A scrawny reeking zombro is standing here, moving to the north. A reeking zombro and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here.
[ Exits: north ]
You start attacking Malakim.
The fat boomer zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with her claws.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[ You found Malakim! ]
[ Finishing current attack. ]
[ queued 'north' ]
[rXM][ 26%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
You stop hunting 'malakim'.
You stop fighting Malakim.
saadmaan backs away from Malakim, hands raised.
[ Stopped attack. ]
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "ugh, ill come and kill them"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 3:46pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "dunno how"
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:48pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here, moving to the north. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim.
[ Exits: north ]
You start attacking Malakim.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Malakim dry heaves.
[i'M][ 20%] The immolated zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of Malakim's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
You aren't hunting anything.
The immolated zombro heads north.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 28/40 ] Ahh.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "well"
Quartermaster Thome arrives from the north.
Quartermaster Thome slips her jawbreaker into her hand.
Quartermaster Thome puts away her straw hat.
Quartermaster Thome slips her jawbreaker into her hand.
Quartermaster Thome exclaims, "Blade Slash!"
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
An immolated zombro arrives on Quartermaster Thome's heels.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "fml"
The immolated zombro [to Quartermaster Thome]: Hrrmrmmrrmmmmnnn...
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I kinda win"
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the scrawny reeking zombro.
The mouldy zombro heads north.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "not really"
You start attacking the scrawny reeking zombro.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan takes a swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[s#'M][ 33%] Malakim staggers; the scrawny reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash his ass.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "the fight was over"
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A mouldy zombro arrives from the north.
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[b#'M][ 10%] The burned zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's head.
[T*f][ 85%] The fat boomer zombro twitches; Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to her abdomen.
Malakim looks stunned.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
Malakim dry heaves.
[r*M][ 0%] The reeking zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The burned zombro heads north.
The reeking zombro follows the burned zombro north.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "well you would die after the fight"
A burned zombro arrives from the north.
The burned zombro takes a swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[Tvf][ 85%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the fat boomer zombro's hide.
A reeking zombro arrives on the burned zombro's heels.
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the scrawny reeking zombro.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[sxs][ 100%] The scrawny reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
[T#'f][ 61%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's leg.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's leg breaks!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "RUN MAL"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 31/40 ] Ahh.
You drool blood and brains on yourself. Gross.
Your speed seems to have worn off completely.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "not if I butchered your ass"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and ran"
[T*f][ 48%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you couldn't"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "dude "
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Quartermaster Thome, rattling your eardrums!
The scrawny reeking zombro clutches its head and screams!
The fat boomer zombro clutches her head and screams!
saadmaan clutches his head and screams!
The immolated zombro clutches its head and screams!
The mouldy zombro clutches its head and screams!
The burned zombro clutches his head and screams!
The reeking zombro clutches his head and screams!
Malakim clutches his head and screams!
The stress, the pain... It hurts so much!
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "kill your minions"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "my zombies would still go after you"
[ixT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
[s's][ 95%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down the scrawny reeking zombro's chest, drawing bile.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "fuck"
[m# M][ 36%] The mouldy zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's foot.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro slowly flails its claws in the scrawny reeking zombro's direction.
The mouldy zombro rips the severed head from the body of Malakim and hungrily devours it.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[b*s][ 83%] The burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture the scrawny reeking zombro's back.
[T# f][ 31%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's leg.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "FUCK"
[r###s][ 0%] The scrawny reeking zombro spasms as bile gushes from its head at the wounds opened by the reeking zombro's claws!
The scrawny reeking zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Ugh! Some bile splashed on you.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Malakim flashes a deadly strike at the fat boomer zombro!
The burned zombro takes a swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
[T'f][ 26%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's ass.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the body of Malakim.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the body of Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "im sick of this shit"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 34/40 ] Ahh.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I think I might win"
[T*f][ 15%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's back.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the fat boomer zombro.
Malakim presses a hand to the white cocoon capsule; hairline cracks spread out from his touch, and the hardened foam bursts open like an egg.
You start attacking the fat boomer zombro.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the fat boomer zombro.
Malakim rips off the plastic pull tab on a nanite healer.
[Tvf][ 15%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the fat boomer zombro's hide.
Malakim exclaims, "YAWPyaWPyAWp!"
Malakim rips off the plastic pull tab on a nanite healer.
Malakim says, "duhhH."
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
[mxT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[T'f][ 11%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's abdomen.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro takes a swing at the fat boomer zombro with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with its claws.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "thats what 5 to 1?"
[b/T][ 95%] The burned zombro's claws miss Quartermaster Thome by mere inches.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 4:00pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. There's blood splashed across the walls and
[]B).. floor. Bile is splashed across the wall and part of the floor.
You see two empty syringes on the floor.
A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim. Quartermaster Thome is standing here, powerattacking. An immolated zombro, a mouldy zombro, and Malakim are standing here, attacking a fat boomer zombro. A burned zombro is standing here, doing something. A reeking zombro is standing here, attacking Malakim. A scrawny reeking zombro is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: north ]
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 85% ] revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 100% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 13% ] leg shock (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (doing something)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Malakim)
[s'f][ 6%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down the fat boomer zombro's back, drawing bile.
[T'f][ 1%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's abdomen.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
The burned zombro slowly flails his claws in the fat boomer zombro's direction.
Malakim dry heaves.
[r# M][ 80%] The reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's abdomen.
Bile trickles from the fat boomer zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by a fat boomer zombro in Slagtown.
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of Malakim's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 37/40 ] Ahh.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with his claws.
[T'f][ 0%] The fat boomer zombro spasms when Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off her arm.
The fat boomer zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the immolated zombro!
The fat boomer zombro suddenly flies apart in a torrent of rotting flesh and green bilious ichor, coating the room in gore!
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
[T##'i][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the immolated zombro's abdomen with a crunch.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the reeking zombro.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "mal just run"
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 92% ] revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (attacking an immolated zombro)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 56% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 60% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "it takes time to summon them all"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and im trying"
[Tvi][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: Dominica asks, "Where?"
The immolated zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Quartermaster Thome.
The mouldy zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Quartermaster Thome.
[Tvi][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "it's fine"
[T'i][ 50%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the immolated zombro's abdomen.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "just run, malakim"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||**] [ +3 40/40 ] Ahh.
Your battered body convulses in adrenaline shock and an overload of pain.
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "im in fucking shock"
[T#*i][ 20%] Quartermaster Thome's fist smashes the immolated zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I cant run"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "they attacking me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "hehhhehehe"
[M/r][ 100%] Malakim's haymaker pounds empty air.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I am trying"
[ivT][ 95%] The immolated zombro's claws bounces off Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide jacket.
[T'i][ 10%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the immolated zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "thank you"
[ PROTO ]: Dominica says, "rip got brain damage even doctor confirms lmao"
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I am proud"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "just keep running"
[T'i][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the immolated zombro's groin.
[mXT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker stops the mouldy zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[bxT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the burned zombro's claws!
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you killed me"
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
A spray of Malakim's blood hits you!
[r##M][ 20%] The reeking zombro's claws slowly rip open Malakim's abdomen with a nauseatingly wet sluicing sound.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "but I killed you a billion times"
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 100% ] revived shock
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (attacking an immolated zombro)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 20% ] pee sick revived shock (moving to the north)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 6% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Malakim)
Your battered body convulses in adrenaline shock and an overload of pain.
saadmaan jumps in front of Malakim!
You start attacking the reeking zombro.
saadmaan takes a swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
The reeking zombro attacks you!
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ixT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
[mvT][ 95%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide cowl.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[T'i][ 3%] The immolated zombro jerks when Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off its chest.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro slowly flails its claws in the reeking zombro's direction.
The mouldy zombro slowly flails its claws in the reeking zombro's direction.
Quartermaster Thome crushes her jawbreaker into the immolated zombro's leg, snapping the thighbone with a loud POP which sends the shattered bone ripping out of the skin at a crazy angle. The immolated zombro stares down at its ruined leg, watching its lifeblood gush away.
The immolated zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the mouldy zombro!
Quartermaster Thome flips through her ultraporn.
You notice a bulge in the front of Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide trousers.
[sxr][ 100%] The reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome flips through her Perl book.
You're not in a party.
[T#'m][ 76%] Quartermaster Thome's fist smashes the mouldy zombro's abdomen.
Quartermaster Thome flips through her ultraporn.
[bXT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker stops the burned zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "you get out mal?"
[r'M][ 13%] The reeking zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's chest.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 100% ] revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee frenzy (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 13% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 76% ] shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (doing something)
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "no"
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at saadmaan with his claws.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "still in shock"
[T###m][ 6%] Bile splashes from the mouldy zombro's back at the impact of Quartermaster Thome's fist!
The mouldy zombro looks stunned.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the mouldy zombro!
Some brains leak out of your mouth.
God damn, that hurts. A LOT.
You finally catch your breath, get hold of yourself, and shake off the pain.
Quartermaster Thome howls with rage.
Quartermaster Thome [to the burned zombro]: I'M GONNA GRIEF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS OFF THE GAME, SCRUBLORD!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "hehehhehehehheheh"
[T*m][ 0%] Quartermaster Thome pounds her fist into the mouldy zombro's back.
The mouldy zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the burned zombro!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "this is fucking amazing"
[T#'b][ 73%] Quartermaster Thome pounds her fist into the burned zombro's chest.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "also"
[bXr][ 100%] The reeking zombro's claws stops the burned zombro's claws in mid-swing.
Malakim heads north.
The burned zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the reeking zombro.
The reeking zombro slowly flails his claws in saadmaan's direction.
[T##b][ 36%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the burned zombro's abdomen with a crunch.
The burned zombro looks stunned.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "he got out"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I dont think you can summon them all at once"
[T'b][ 30%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the burned zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I have 40 hp from zombie"
[s##'r][ 56%] Saadmaan's claws slowly rip open the reeking zombro's face with a nauseatingly wet sluicing sound.
The reeking zombro looks stunned.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Bile pulses in a weak stream from the reeking zombro's face.
The burned zombro shakes his head, returning to his senses.
Bile runs freely from the reeking zombro's open wounds.
[Tvb][ 30%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the burned zombro's hide.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I can"
The reeking zombro shakes his head, returning to his senses.
The reeking zombro takes a swing at saadmaan with his claws.
[T##*b][ 0%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the burned zombro's chest with a crunch.
The burned zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
You burp.
Quartermaster Thome exclaims, "Rifle Fire!"
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the reeking zombro!
[sxr][ 53%] The reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the reeking zombro.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and I imagine its something interrupted by battle"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "every our I summon a hoard of zombies"
[T###r][ 3%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the reeking zombro's arm with a crunch.
The reeking zombro looks stunned.
The reeking zombro's arm snaps!
[s'r][ 0%] Saadmaan's gnarled claws puncture the reeking zombro's abdomen.
[ You earned 14 XP! ]
The reeking zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "nope"
Quartermaster Thome claps.
Quartermaster Thome heads north.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "it's fucking great"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "revive"
Some brains leak out of your mouth.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 4:20pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. There's blood splashed across the walls and
[]B).. floor. There's bile splashed across the walls and floor.
You see two empty syringes and a white cocoon capsule on the floor.
A scrawny reeking zombro, an immolated zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, and a reeking zombro are lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "please"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and then hypo me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "and you still died"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I am the greatest man alive"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 4:22pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
Malakim is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
Quartermaster Thome comes down the stairs.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I killed you first"
Quartermaster Thome slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against the body of Malakim's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
The body of Malakim spasms violently as Quartermaster Thome pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
The body of Malakim groggily gets to his feet.
Malakim opens his eyes.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "because im immortal"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "and I killed you the next 50 times"
Quartermaster Thome smacks Malakim's arm and preps him for a mortilex injection.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I still got you first though"
Quartermaster Thome . o O ( nnnghghgh )
Malakim winces as Quartermaster Thome fires the mortilex hypo into his veins.
Quartermaster Thome tosses away her empty mortilex hypo.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "there you go"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I need to put this on the fucking forum"
Malakim heads south.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "no go clean yourself up"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "now"
Malakim arrives from the south.
Malakim heads up the stairs.
Quartermaster Thome follows Malakim up above.
[ HINT: Being horny can work to your advantage by making you brawnier. ]
[ PROTO ]: Dominica earned $150 (+ $15 for PROTO) as a medic.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I need brain surgery"
He may have killed me first, but honestly I won this fight.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:15pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A fresh bloodstain
<> is pooled in one corner. A puddle of urine is in the corner.
[]B)..
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ You found Malakim! ]
You start attacking Malakim.
[ queued 'kill Malakim' ]
A scrawny reeking zombro arrives on saadmaan's heels.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim attacks you!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A mouldy zombro arrives on the scrawny reeking zombro's heels.
A burned zombro arrives on the mouldy zombro's heels.
A reeking zombro arrives on the burned zombro's heels.
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
An immolated zombro arrives on the reeking zombro's heels.
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A fat boomer zombro arrives on the immolated zombro's heels.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||*****] [ -6 34/40 ] OW! Your head!
[|||||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 33/40 ] ow. Your head!
[M# s][ 82%] Malakim's combustor hammer thuds into saadmaan's head.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
You feel your consciousness slipping away...
. . ||. . Lobby (quake dream, dreamworld)
[]==[]==() In the dream, you're in a spotless lobby of brushed aluminum. Fog
. . (). . swirls around your knees.
. . . . a diamond-shaped passage in the north wall opens up to a bluish
. . . . . fog....
[ Exits: north ]
Is this place even real? Does that even make sense?
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "ZOMBROS YOOOOOO"
You feel your consciousness returning...
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:17pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner.
[]B)..
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ You are now leaving the open pvp area. ]
You start attacking Malakim.
[ You found Malakim! ]
[ queued 'kill Malakim' ]
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[sXM][ 100%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the scrawny reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 82% ] speed (attacking Malakim)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 100% ] pee
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (doing something)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[mxM][ 100%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ queued 'restrain Malakim' ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "this is kind of cheating"
[bxM][ 100%] Malakim knocks aside the burned zombro's claws!
[s'M][ 96%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down Malakim's abdomen, drawing blood.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 32/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[|||||||||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 31/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 77%] Malakim dings saadmaan's abdomen lightly with his combustor hammer.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[rxM][ 96%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
The reeking zombro slowly flails his claws in Malakim's direction.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "kinda"
[ixM][ 96%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro burps.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 35/40 ] Ahh!
You think people are noticing the way you're acting.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[f# M][ 80%] The fat boomer zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's arm.
The fat boomer zombro's face contorts and she looks sick.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "but I'd have them"
Blood trickles from Malakim's arm.
[svM][ 80%] saadmaan's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
[||||||||||||||||||||******* ] [ -9 26/40 ] OW! Your abdomen!
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 23/40 ] Ow! Your abdomen!
[M#*s][ 57%] Saadmaan grimaces as Malakim's combustor hammer thuds into his abdomen.
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[sxM][ 80%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
[ queued 'restrain Malakim' ]
The fat boomer zombro pukes a stream of greenish bile all over Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim asks, "At a moments notice?"
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro slowly flails its claws in Malakim's direction.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[mxM][ 80%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with her claws.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 57% ] speed (stunned)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 80% ] pee bleed (powerattacking)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
[b/M][ 80%] The burned zombro's claws miss Malakim by mere inches.
The burned zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[|||** ] [ -28 45/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
Damn! You can't grab again for another 11 secs.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Blood pulses weakly from Malakim's wounds.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "yeah"
[r/M][ 76%] The reeking zombro's claws flail about stupidly in the air.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 22/40 ] ow. Your back!
[|||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 20/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M's][ 50%] Saadmaan grunts; Malakim's combustor hammer smacks him in the back.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 24/40 ] Ahh!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 60% ] speed (attacking Malakim)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 76% ] pee (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[ixM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[||||** ] [ -28 73/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[s/M][ 76%] The scrawny reeking zombro's claws flail about stupidly in the air.
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
[fxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the fat boomer zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro lunges at Malakim!
[mvM][ 76%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 23/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 57%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's abdomen, leaving a mark.
Malakim moves aside and sends the fat boomer zombro sprawling.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[b/M][ 76%] The burned zombro's claws miss Malakim by mere inches.
[rxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
[|||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 22/40 ] ow. Your leg!
[||||||||||||||||* ] [ -1 21/40 ] ow. Your leg!
[M's][ 52%] Malakim dings saadmaan's leg lightly with his combustor hammer.
[sxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's face contorts and she looks sick.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 25/40 ] Ahh!
You drool blood and brains on yourself. Gross.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan lunges at Malakim!
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 22/40 ] Ow! Your chest!
[M's][ 55%] Saadmaan gasps; Malakim's combustor hammer smacks him in the chest.
saadmaan grabs Malakim and pins his arms behind his back.
[||||||** ] [ -28 101/500 ] Dammit.
Malakim breaks free from saadmaan's grasp!
You start to feel stressed out.
[ixM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro pukes a stream of greenish bile all over Malakim.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
Bodypart Armor Beat Slash Stab Bullt Burn Elec Acid
head georgian mickey 6-12 4-8 6-8 7-16 3-5 5-10 6-8
arm armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
leg armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
chest armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
abdomen armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
foot 3-6 5-10 2-5
hand 3-6 5-10 2-5
face georgian mickey 6-12 4-8 6-8 7-16 3-5 5-10 6-8
ass armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
back armordillo plate jacket 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
penis armordillo plate trousers 9-17 3-9 3-8 5-10 3-7 2-5 5-9
Total dodge penalty from armor: -4.0
Weapon Raw Hit Spd Par DType base effec crit% eDPS Cond
claws 2-5 21 7.1 slsh 1-8 1-13 2% 0.99 100%
butcher knife 1-3 0 6.5 * stab 1-5 1-5 15% 0.53 100%
[|||||||||||||||** ] [ -2 20/40 ] Ow! Your arm!
[M's][ 50%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's arm, leaving a mark.
[sxM][ 76%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 50% ] speed stress (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 76% ] pee (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (doing something)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you're doing well though"
[mvM][ 76%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's antenna beanie.
[bvM][ 76%] The burned zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's armordillo plate jacket.
Some brains leak out of the fat boomer zombro's mouth.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 24/40 ] Ahh!
[||||||||||||||||** ] [ -3 21/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[|||||||||||||*** ] [ -4 17/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M# s][ 42%] Malakim's combustor hammer smacks saadmaan in the back.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim's combustor hammer sails in a deadly arc toward saadmaan.
[r#'M][ 53%] The reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's arm.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "ill need that hypo"
The reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with his claws.
[ queued 'powerattack' ]
[Mvs][ 42%] Malakim's combustor hammer bounces off saadmaan's tin badge.
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
[i'M][ 46%] Malakim grunts; the immolated zombro's gnarled claws puncture his leg.
[fvM][ 46%] The fat boomer zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's pair of leather pants.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[||||||||||||* ] [ -1 16/40 ] ow. Your head!
[M's][ 40%] Malakim dings saadmaan's head lightly with his combustor hammer.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I hope dying doesnt auto-raise me"
[sXM][ 46%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the scrawny reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "nah"
[mxM][ 46%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[b'M][ 40%] Malakim grunts as the burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture his abdomen.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||*** ] [ +4 20/40 ] Ahh!
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[|||||||||||**** ] [ -5 15/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[||||||||||** ] [ -2 13/40 ] Ow! Your back!
[M# s][ 32%] Malakim's combustor hammer smacks saadmaan in the back.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
Whaaa...you're dazed for a few seconds!
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on saadmaan with his combustor hammer!
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 32% ] speed stress (stunned)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 40% ] pee sick (attacking saadmaan)
[scrawny reeking zomb] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 100% ] (attacking Malakim)
[rxM][ 40%] Malakim knocks aside the reeking zombro's claws!
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
A few bits and pieces fly off your tin badge.
[Mvs][ 32%] Malakim's combustor hammer bounces off saadmaan's tin badge.
saadmaan shakes his head, returning to his senses.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[f'M][ 36%] The fat boomer zombro's ragged claws rake down Malakim's back, drawing blood.
[ivM][ 36%] The immolated zombro's claws bounces off Malakim's pair of leather pants.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro lunges at Malakim!
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[|||||||||* ] [ -1 12/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[||||||||* ] [ -1 11/40 ] ow. Your abdomen!
[M's][ 27%] Malakim's combustor hammer glances off saadmaan's abdomen, leaving a mark.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
Malakim moves aside and sends the fat boomer zombro sprawling.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Malakim rears back and winds up for a power combustor hammer attack.
[sxM][ 36%] Malakim knocks aside the scrawny reeking zombro's claws!
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||*** ] [ +4 15/40 ] Ahh!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "whats your wrestle?"
[mxM][ 36%] Malakim knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[b'M][ 26%] The burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ Stopped powerattack. ]
[*********** ] [ -15 0/40 ] AAAAUGH! Your head!
[M###s][ 0%] Saadmaan's face goes blank when Malakim brutally crushes his head.
[****** ] [ +101 0/500 ] Shhhhh, relax baby.
You feel totally relaxed.
You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
You feel an ethereal hand reaching down into your body and ripping your soul free of its corporeal prison. You rise faster, faster, through infinite space rushing toward a tunnel of bright light...
limbo (afterworld, outside of time)
What is this place? It's nowhere in particular. You think you're in a big room, or maybe you're outside...it's so hard to think...
[ Exits: up ]
You hunt for malakim...
[ PROTO ]: Malakim killed saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan was killed by Malakim in Slagtown.
You feel your consciousness slipping away...
[ HINT: Look for an exit out of this afterlife to resurrect yourself. ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "ayy"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "noice"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "13"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "cool"
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:42pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here, moving to the north. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim.
[ Exits: north ]
saadmaan sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
[ You found Malakim! ]
You start attacking Malakim.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
Malakim brings a vicious blow down on the scrawny reeking zombro with his combustor hammer!
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "hypo please"
You stop fighting Malakim.
saadmaan backs away from Malakim, hands raised.
[ Stopped attack. ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "saad please"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "now, you gotta kill the zombies"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "no"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 3:43pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "type stop"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "get your zombies off me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "run"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 25/40 ] Ahh.
Your vision becomes noticeably much more sharp than normal and you're beginning to sweat a little.
Damn! You can't howl again for another 1 hr.
Health [||||||||||||||||||||||||| ] [ 25/40 ]
Thirst [ ] [ 0/500 ]
Hunger [ ] [ 4/500 ]
Stress [ ] [ 3/500 ]
You're really horny.
You're very full.
You're a little wired.
You're hunting for 'malakim'.
Your credit chip shows $14,943.
You will reclone in mall.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:45pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim, a mouldy zombro, and a burned zombro are standing here. A scrawny reeking zombro is standing here, moving to the north. A reeking zombro and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here.
[ Exits: north ]
You start attacking Malakim.
The fat boomer zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with her claws.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at Malakim with his claws.
[ You found Malakim! ]
[ Finishing current attack. ]
[ queued 'north' ]
[rXM][ 26%] Malakim's combustor hammer stops the reeking zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The burned zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
You stop hunting 'malakim'.
You stop fighting Malakim.
saadmaan backs away from Malakim, hands raised.
[ Stopped attack. ]
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The scrawny reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "ugh, ill come and kill them"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 3:46pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "dunno how"
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 3:48pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in one corner. A
[]B).. fresh bile stain is pooled in one corner.
You see an empty syringe on the floor.
Malakim is standing here, moving to the north. A scrawny reeking zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, a reeking zombro, and an immolated zombro are standing here, attacking Malakim. A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim.
[ Exits: north ]
You start attacking Malakim.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
Malakim dry heaves.
[i'M][ 20%] The immolated zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of Malakim's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
You aren't hunting anything.
The immolated zombro heads north.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 28/40 ] Ahh.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "well"
Quartermaster Thome arrives from the north.
Quartermaster Thome slips her jawbreaker into her hand.
Quartermaster Thome puts away her straw hat.
Quartermaster Thome slips her jawbreaker into her hand.
Quartermaster Thome exclaims, "Blade Slash!"
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
An immolated zombro arrives on Quartermaster Thome's heels.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "fml"
The immolated zombro [to Quartermaster Thome]: Hrrmrmmrrmmmmnnn...
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I kinda win"
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the scrawny reeking zombro.
The mouldy zombro heads north.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "not really"
You start attacking the scrawny reeking zombro.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan takes a swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[s#'M][ 33%] Malakim staggers; the scrawny reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash his ass.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "the fight was over"
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
A mouldy zombro arrives from the north.
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Malakim with its claws.
[b#'M][ 10%] The burned zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's head.
[T*f][ 85%] The fat boomer zombro twitches; Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to her abdomen.
Malakim looks stunned.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
Malakim dry heaves.
[r*M][ 0%] The reeking zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's abdomen.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The burned zombro heads north.
The reeking zombro follows the burned zombro north.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "well you would die after the fight"
A burned zombro arrives from the north.
The burned zombro takes a swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[Tvf][ 85%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the fat boomer zombro's hide.
A reeking zombro arrives on the burned zombro's heels.
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the scrawny reeking zombro.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[sxs][ 100%] The scrawny reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
[T#'f][ 61%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's leg.
The scrawny reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
The scrawny reeking zombro takes a swing at Malakim with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's leg breaks!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "RUN MAL"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 31/40 ] Ahh.
You drool blood and brains on yourself. Gross.
Your speed seems to have worn off completely.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "not if I butchered your ass"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and ran"
[T*f][ 48%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you couldn't"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "dude "
A palpable wave of screeching static rolls out of Quartermaster Thome, rattling your eardrums!
The scrawny reeking zombro clutches its head and screams!
The fat boomer zombro clutches her head and screams!
saadmaan clutches his head and screams!
The immolated zombro clutches its head and screams!
The mouldy zombro clutches its head and screams!
The burned zombro clutches his head and screams!
The reeking zombro clutches his head and screams!
Malakim clutches his head and screams!
The stress, the pain... It hurts so much!
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "kill your minions"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "my zombies would still go after you"
[ixT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
[s's][ 95%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down the scrawny reeking zombro's chest, drawing bile.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the scrawny reeking zombro with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "fuck"
[m# M][ 36%] The mouldy zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's foot.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro slowly flails its claws in the scrawny reeking zombro's direction.
The mouldy zombro rips the severed head from the body of Malakim and hungrily devours it.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[b*s][ 83%] The burned zombro's gnarled claws puncture the scrawny reeking zombro's back.
[T# f][ 31%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's leg.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "FUCK"
[r###s][ 0%] The scrawny reeking zombro spasms as bile gushes from its head at the wounds opened by the reeking zombro's claws!
The scrawny reeking zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Ugh! Some bile splashed on you.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
Malakim flashes a deadly strike at the fat boomer zombro!
The burned zombro takes a swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
[T'f][ 26%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's ass.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan killed Malakim in Slagtown.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by saadmaan in Slagtown.
[ You didn't earn any XP for that. ]
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the body of Malakim.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the body of Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "im sick of this shit"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 34/40 ] Ahh.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I think I might win"
[T*f][ 15%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the fat boomer zombro's back.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the fat boomer zombro.
Malakim presses a hand to the white cocoon capsule; hairline cracks spread out from his touch, and the hardened foam bursts open like an egg.
You start attacking the fat boomer zombro.
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the fat boomer zombro.
Malakim rips off the plastic pull tab on a nanite healer.
[Tvf][ 15%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the fat boomer zombro's hide.
Malakim exclaims, "YAWPyaWPyAWp!"
Malakim rips off the plastic pull tab on a nanite healer.
Malakim says, "duhhH."
The fat boomer zombro shakes her head, returning to her senses.
[mxT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the mouldy zombro's claws!
[T'f][ 11%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's abdomen.
The fat boomer zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro takes a swing at the fat boomer zombro with its claws.
The fat boomer zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with its claws.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "thats what 5 to 1?"
[b/T][ 95%] The burned zombro's claws miss Quartermaster Thome by mere inches.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 4:00pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. There's blood splashed across the walls and
[]B).. floor. Bile is splashed across the wall and part of the floor.
You see two empty syringes on the floor.
A fat boomer zombro is shambling here, attacking Malakim. Quartermaster Thome is standing here, powerattacking. An immolated zombro, a mouldy zombro, and Malakim are standing here, attacking a fat boomer zombro. A burned zombro is standing here, doing something. A reeking zombro is standing here, attacking Malakim. A scrawny reeking zombro is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: north ]
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 85% ] revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 100% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[fat boomer zombro***] npc [ 13% ] leg shock (attacking Malakim)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (doing something)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Malakim)
[s'f][ 6%] Saadmaan's ragged claws rake down the fat boomer zombro's back, drawing bile.
[T'f][ 1%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the fat boomer zombro's abdomen.
The fat boomer zombro looks stunned.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the fat boomer zombro!
The burned zombro slowly flails his claws in the fat boomer zombro's direction.
Malakim dry heaves.
[r# M][ 80%] The reeking zombro's claws agonizingly slash Malakim's abdomen.
Bile trickles from the fat boomer zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim was killed by a fat boomer zombro in Slagtown.
Malakim crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
The body of Malakim's white cocoon capsule deploys around his gear with a foamy whoosh.
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||** ] [ +3 37/40 ] Ahh.
Pain floods your existence, blotting out reality in a blur of horror.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at the fat boomer zombro with his claws.
[T'f][ 0%] The fat boomer zombro spasms when Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off her arm.
The fat boomer zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the immolated zombro!
The fat boomer zombro suddenly flies apart in a torrent of rotting flesh and green bilious ichor, coating the room in gore!
Medical droids trundle out of their holding pens and jolt Malakim's heart back to life.
Malakim opens his eyes.
Malakim sits up and coughs out a mouthful of blood.
[T##'i][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the immolated zombro's abdomen with a crunch.
Malakim throws a clumsy blow at the reeking zombro.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "mal just run"
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 92% ] revived shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (attacking an immolated zombro)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 56% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 60% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a fat boomer zombro)
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "it takes time to summon them all"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and im trying"
[Tvi][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: Dominica asks, "Where?"
The immolated zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Quartermaster Thome.
The mouldy zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Quartermaster Thome.
[Tvi][ 60%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "it's fine"
[T'i][ 50%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the immolated zombro's abdomen.
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "just run, malakim"
You feel your dead flesh knitting together.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||**] [ +3 40/40 ] Ahh.
Your battered body convulses in adrenaline shock and an overload of pain.
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "im in fucking shock"
[T#*i][ 20%] Quartermaster Thome's fist smashes the immolated zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I cant run"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "they attacking me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "hehhhehehe"
[M/r][ 100%] Malakim's haymaker pounds empty air.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I am trying"
[ivT][ 95%] The immolated zombro's claws bounces off Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide jacket.
[T'i][ 10%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the immolated zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "thank you"
[ PROTO ]: Dominica says, "rip got brain damage even doctor confirms lmao"
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I am proud"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "just keep running"
[T'i][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off the immolated zombro's groin.
[mXT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker stops the mouldy zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with its claws.
[bxT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the burned zombro's claws!
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "you killed me"
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at Quartermaster Thome with his claws.
A spray of Malakim's blood hits you!
[r##M][ 20%] The reeking zombro's claws slowly rip open Malakim's abdomen with a nauseatingly wet sluicing sound.
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at Malakim.
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "but I killed you a billion times"
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 100% ] revived shock
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee (attacking an immolated zombro)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 20% ] pee sick revived shock (moving to the north)
[immolated zombro****] npc [ 6% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Quartermaster Thome)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking Malakim)
Your battered body convulses in adrenaline shock and an overload of pain.
saadmaan jumps in front of Malakim!
You start attacking the reeking zombro.
saadmaan takes a swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
The reeking zombro attacks you!
[Tvi][ 6%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the immolated zombro's hide.
[ixT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome knocks aside the immolated zombro's claws!
[mvT][ 95%] The mouldy zombro's claws bounces off Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide cowl.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
[T'i][ 3%] The immolated zombro jerks when Quartermaster Thome's fist glances off its chest.
The immolated zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The mouldy zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The immolated zombro slowly flails its claws in the reeking zombro's direction.
The mouldy zombro slowly flails its claws in the reeking zombro's direction.
Quartermaster Thome crushes her jawbreaker into the immolated zombro's leg, snapping the thighbone with a loud POP which sends the shattered bone ripping out of the skin at a crazy angle. The immolated zombro stares down at its ruined leg, watching its lifeblood gush away.
The immolated zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the mouldy zombro!
Quartermaster Thome flips through her ultraporn.
You notice a bulge in the front of Quartermaster Thome's leech-hide trousers.
[sxr][ 100%] The reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome flips through her Perl book.
You're not in a party.
[T#'m][ 76%] Quartermaster Thome's fist smashes the mouldy zombro's abdomen.
Quartermaster Thome flips through her ultraporn.
[bXT][ 95%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker stops the burned zombro's claws in mid-swing.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan asks, "you get out mal?"
[r'M][ 13%] The reeking zombro's gnarled claws puncture Malakim's chest.
[saadmaan (N)********] newbie [ 100% ] revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[Quartermaster Thome*] player [ 95% ] pee frenzy (powerattacking)
[Malakim (N)*********] newbie [ 13% ] pee sick revived shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[mouldy zombro*******] npc [ 76% ] shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[burned zombro*******] npc [ 100% ] shock (attacking a reeking zombro)
[reeking zombro******] npc [ 100% ] shock (doing something)
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "no"
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The reeking zombro aims a creeping swing at saadmaan with his claws.
[ Stopped attack. ]
saadmaan rears back and winds up for a power claws attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "still in shock"
[T###m][ 6%] Bile splashes from the mouldy zombro's back at the impact of Quartermaster Thome's fist!
The mouldy zombro looks stunned.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the mouldy zombro!
Some brains leak out of your mouth.
God damn, that hurts. A LOT.
You finally catch your breath, get hold of yourself, and shake off the pain.
Quartermaster Thome howls with rage.
Quartermaster Thome [to the burned zombro]: I'M GONNA GRIEF YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS OFF THE GAME, SCRUBLORD!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "hehehhehehehheheh"
[T*m][ 0%] Quartermaster Thome pounds her fist into the mouldy zombro's back.
The mouldy zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the burned zombro!
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "this is fucking amazing"
[T#'b][ 73%] Quartermaster Thome pounds her fist into the burned zombro's chest.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "also"
[bXr][ 100%] The reeking zombro's claws stops the burned zombro's claws in mid-swing.
Malakim heads north.
The burned zombro's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the reeking zombro.
The reeking zombro slowly flails his claws in saadmaan's direction.
[T##b][ 36%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the burned zombro's abdomen with a crunch.
The burned zombro looks stunned.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "he got out"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I dont think you can summon them all at once"
[T'b][ 30%] Quartermaster Thome lands a punch to the burned zombro's back.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I have 40 hp from zombie"
[s##'r][ 56%] Saadmaan's claws slowly rip open the reeking zombro's face with a nauseatingly wet sluicing sound.
The reeking zombro looks stunned.
saadmaan aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
Bile pulses in a weak stream from the reeking zombro's face.
The burned zombro shakes his head, returning to his senses.
Bile runs freely from the reeking zombro's open wounds.
[Tvb][ 30%] Quartermaster Thome's jawbreaker bounces off the burned zombro's hide.
The burned zombro says, "Braaaaaaanes..."
The burned zombro aims a creeping swing at the reeking zombro with his claws.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I can"
The reeking zombro shakes his head, returning to his senses.
The reeking zombro takes a swing at saadmaan with his claws.
[T##*b][ 0%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the burned zombro's chest with a crunch.
The burned zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
You burp.
Quartermaster Thome exclaims, "Rifle Fire!"
Quartermaster Thome flashes a deadly punch at the reeking zombro!
[sxr][ 53%] The reeking zombro knocks aside saadmaan's claws!
saadmaan's claws slice out in a slow, lethal arc at the reeking zombro.
Quartermaster Thome rears back and winds up for a power jawbreaker attack.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and I imagine its something interrupted by battle"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "every our I summon a hoard of zombies"
[T###r][ 3%] Quartermaster Thome hammers her fist into the reeking zombro's arm with a crunch.
The reeking zombro looks stunned.
The reeking zombro's arm snaps!
[s'r][ 0%] Saadmaan's gnarled claws puncture the reeking zombro's abdomen.
[ You earned 14 XP! ]
The reeking zombro immediately falls over, totally inert.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "nope"
Quartermaster Thome claps.
Quartermaster Thome heads north.
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "it's fucking great"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "revive"
Some brains leak out of your mouth.
<> In The Pit (slagtown) 4:20pm
.\SF A broad sawdust circle, splashed with brown stains.
() A holocam floats at eye height over the floor. A puddle of urine
<> is in the corner. There's blood splashed across the walls and
[]B).. floor. There's bile splashed across the walls and floor.
You see two empty syringes and a white cocoon capsule on the floor.
A scrawny reeking zombro, an immolated zombro, a mouldy zombro, a burned zombro, and a reeking zombro are lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: north ]
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "please"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "AHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA"
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "and then hypo me"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "and you still died"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I am the greatest man alive"
<> == Holding Pen (slagtown) 4:22pm
<> Little more than a hole, its wooden gate long since rotted away,
.\() this pen serves as a waiting area for would-be pit combatants. The
<> clay floor is cold, wet, and uncomfortable, moreso where it has
<> been rubbed away to solid bedrock by the feet of thousands, both
snot-nosed punks eager to prove themselves and scarred veterans
out to settle a score.
A staircase leads up.
Malakim is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: south < up ]
WARNING: In case it wasn't obvious, the pit south of here is open to PvP fights. Don't go in there unless you're ready for a beatdown from any other players who might come in.
Quartermaster Thome comes down the stairs.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I killed you first"
Quartermaster Thome slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against the body of Malakim's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
The body of Malakim spasms violently as Quartermaster Thome pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
The body of Malakim groggily gets to his feet.
Malakim opens his eyes.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "because im immortal"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "and I killed you the next 50 times"
Quartermaster Thome smacks Malakim's arm and preps him for a mortilex injection.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I still got you first though"
Quartermaster Thome . o O ( nnnghghgh )
Malakim winces as Quartermaster Thome fires the mortilex hypo into his veins.
Quartermaster Thome tosses away her empty mortilex hypo.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "there you go"
[ PROTO ]: saadmaan says, "I need to put this on the fucking forum"
Malakim heads south.
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "no go clean yourself up"
[ PROTO ]: Thome says, "now"
Malakim arrives from the south.
Malakim heads up the stairs.
Quartermaster Thome follows Malakim up above.
[ HINT: Being horny can work to your advantage by making you brawnier. ]
[ PROTO ]: Dominica earned $150 (+ $15 for PROTO) as a medic.
[ PROTO ]: Malakim says, "I need brain surgery"
